Collusion Not a Crime

Presidential whining is. So is treason.  Where are the firing squads?

Did Dana Rohrbacher have Sex

with the Russian gun- totting redhead?  How much did Trump pay her?

Betsy DeVos Yacht Damaged!

Pay for it with money from school lunches like a real Trump employee.  Or use a charity.  Either way, you can't go wrong.






Aporia in the Waldorf Astoria!

I'm watching CNN

I'm still alive.  Check back later.

Trump will need a chaperon if left alone with Putin

The president may be elderly, but he may try to do something he will regret later.  The Russians have secret cameras everywhere and Mueller is hot on the president's heels.

Trump to Thank Putin

for helping him win the election and revitalizing American racism and intolerance.

Papa John

Can't talk about pizza without dropping an N bomb.  We don't eat your pizza so a boycott is not possible.  Sure your sales will be up with Trump supporters though.