Saturday, January 2, 2021

Lin Wood has the 1000 yard stare

 Sidney Powell looks like she's eaten 1000 tin foil hats.

Thursday, December 31, 2020

Trump Will Streak Congress

 For $2000.00 and as a protest for having had the election stolen.

Monday, December 21, 2020

Trump will have to be shot with a tranquilizer gun

 and carted away from the White House.  He will be dumped in a sand trap at one of his golf courses.

Sunday, December 20, 2020

Is it too late to use the 25th amendment?"

 Before Trump moves to Russian to become Putin's pool boy?  Outdoor pools are cold in the winter.  Body fat will insulate to a degree but I'm not sure how well he will do in the cold.

Friday, December 18, 2020

Pence to hide in Ukrainian Sewer until after Jan 20th

 That's ok.  Rudy Giuliani has an apartment in the sewer system from his time researching Hunter Biden and looking for hard drives hidden by the Democrats. He was also looking for the chain of pizza joints that basement brothels for underage boys.

Thursday, December 17, 2020

"Who needs him?"

Who said that, Putin or Trump.  If Trump gets a second term, he'll poison his enemies with a nerve agent. 

Sunday, December 13, 2020

"Let the legal process play itself out"

 Like giant turds moving through the sewer system.