Glenn Beck Impersonator

I was a Glenn Beck impersonator and made good money insulting people. Of course, I quickly followed by a sincere apology. Then I got jowlyl from bad banquet good. My nose became thick and pendulous. My ears cauliflowered. Yes, I had to look for other kinds of work. I got a job at McDonald's in Provo. I'm assistant manager and hope to see you there soon. No apology necessary.