Friday, January 13, 2012

Boris Yeltsin Alive in Palm Springs

Boris Yeltsin has been sighted in the Palm Springs area. It is believed that he visits mineral baths in the area. The aged and reclusive Yeltsin is believed to live in the greater Palm Springs area in a trailer park. He may have attended Betty Ford to recovering from his alcohol addiction.

The sighting will probably end Yeltsin's final reclusive years and expose him to a curious press and hostile parties from Russia. There are also rumors that Yeltsin has left the area for the mineral baths of the deep south.

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