The following is a movie treatment for Joe the Plumber and his conquest south of the border. Joe Goes South is the working title.
A mobile structure (a replica of the Alimo) is in place at the border. There is the southwestern landscape with buttes and cactus. Joe is atop the Alimo with a big machine gun. He begins gunning down illegals aka Mexican citizens.
The Alimo moves forward and wiping out huge swaths of the population. The drug cartels put up a fight, but with the help of drones (funded by the Coke brothers) Joe prevails.
The Coke brothers fly into the Alimo helipad for strategy sessions in conference rooms with plumbing by Joe. They are often accompanied by other conservative luminaries. They decide to run the continent.
Joe fights on through Central America and the Amazon jungle, which is reduced to crude compost. The sky is black with drones putting an end to any resistance.
The Coke brothers claim all timber, mineral and energy rights in the war zones. They also claim rights to the Olympics now that Brazil is a belligerent and ruined country. The Coke Brothers build a massive Olympic/Military complex on the Texas/Mexico border.
In the final scene, Joe is at the bedside of the last aboriginal princess. She asks him why he did it. Joe says something like, "Justice can be cruel or truth is a tough mistress." He has a tear in his eye. He wipes his face with a Brawny paper towel.
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