High Maintenance Billionaires (bite their nails)

You know what I mean.  They might not get their errand boy Mitt in office.

That's not what I wanted to write about though.  I have this Naugahyde couch that I've written about and offered in numerous posts.  The only takers I've had are from Russia and India.  Come get it!  Unlikely, but I would like to get rid of it.  I just can't take it to the dump now that I have so much invested in it.

One of our laborers, a flarf poet, wanted it.  He sat on it for hours giggling and writing, but when he tried to move it his back went out. We haven't seen him since.