The Stansbury Reports claims that we are on day 607 of the Rapture countdown. This is clearly a self promotional claim. It coincides with the release of their new video of Bigfoot in the Whitehouse.
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Barrett W.
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How do you keep track of all the numbers? Must be difficult.
We write them on a tablet. We thought of buying an computer notebook but we decided to do it the old fashioned way -- with pencil and paper. We'll look pretty dumb if the Rapture doesn't happen. It hasn't stopped anyone else, but we try to apply the same standards of believability across the board.
I'd like to take a salad with me during the Rapture. Some people advocate power bars but a few bites and they're gone. I like to munch for a while. Have a conversation with another ascender.
7 comments:
How do you keep track of all the numbers? Must be difficult.
We write them on a tablet. We thought of buying an computer notebook but we decided to do it the old fashioned way -- with pencil and paper. We'll look pretty dumb if the Rapture doesn't happen. It hasn't stopped anyone else, but we try to apply the same standards of believability across the board.
You guys ar phoney
What's the count now? Should I unpack my bags?
Keep a small one packed. Never know. Could be a promise made with a different clock on the wall.
I'd like to take a salad with me during the Rapture. Some people advocate power bars but a few bites and they're gone. I like to munch for a while. Have a conversation with another ascender.
Hi Kevin,
A salad during the rapture!? Now I've heard everything. Wonder if there is dried kale. Maybe REI has it. Or Kale Jerky.
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