Monday, June 13, 2016

Angry White Men Feed Grapes to a Reclining Donald Trump

After Mr. Trump is satisfied, he fires the White Guys who are happy to be fired.  They are suffering from Stockholm Syndrome having spent creepy lifetimes worshiping the wealthy.

29 comments:

Drysdale said...

his throat is parched.

Atherton said...

Good work for the unwashed.

Mulholland said...

One man, one grape. Or a grape in every crackpot.

Drysdale said...

Maybe Donald's African American friend would like to offer a grape. It would be a nice gesture.

Buckley said...

What if he drools? After a day of terrific speech making some drool is bound to find its way down one's chin. The Washington Post will be all over it.

Bottom said...

Does anyone know if they are red grapes or white grapes?

Tucker "Tripod" said...

Does Donald have gardens on any of his properties? I'm sure he must grow his own terrific grapes. Heirloom or off the rack, good questions. I'll make some calls.

Hunter said...

I hear he eats food from McDonalds. Can Christie bend over to feed him? Not a very pleasant sight.

Clement of Alexandria said...

Must be some help to tuck in Christie's shirt when he kneels.

Chip said...

Do they trim the crust from the burgers?

Christie said...

I don't see the point. The meat would also be trimmed.

Tripod "Hunter" said...

He must have a dog. Christie feeds Donald then takes the scraps to the dog.

(Editors note: The "dog" means the angry white men who are delusional and will settle for Trumps hamburger trimmings, much like trickle-down -- a golden shower from the one percent, all for the chance to use the N word and dream about management positions in 1950's corporations)

Tripod said...

Is the Washington Post editing my comments?

Clement of Alexandria said...

I had Stockholm Syndrome. It was very nasty.

Diablo said...

Maybe Donald has Lyme's disease from one of his golf courses. I hear he's always in the rough or like's rough...you know what I mean.

Roman said...

I wonder if that thing with the girl is true. He'll say anything but will he do anything?

Mulholland "Mullah" said...

Gentlemen, don't go there. His enemies will use the store like Swift Boat. What are the circumstances of the alleged incident? Had he undergone one of his bankruptcies? There are many mitigating factors that would be misunderstood.

Does he have properties in Poland? I suppose he could be extradited.

Clement of Alexandria said...

Certainly he has rooms all over the world for legal and extralegal assignations. Why would he go to Poland?

Chip said...

I've been in some of the rooms -- in basements. I won't say anything more. A good place to watch football and ...

Newt said...

I'm new to this thread. Where and when was Donald fed grapes or is this just a metaphor?
If its a metaphor, I assume that he has a certain demographic in thrall that can only see his meanness and doesn't care if he is contemptuous of them. An irrational belief similar to the belief in God or guns? There's nothing wrong with the irrational if it gets proper guidance.

Buckley said...

Newt, don't get your shorts all knotted up. The willfully ignorant get what they deserve.

Does Donald take antacids after all the grapes? He's really generous with his time. I'd take some of the grapes with me and promise to eat them on the plane.

Clement of Alexandria said...

Isn't this homoerotic? The angry middle aged men feeding grapes to a reclining...

Drysdale said...

It could be homoerotic but Donald doesn't have to act on it. That's my story.

Chip said...

The junior beauty queen club? Doing his civic duty.

Clement of Alexandria said...

Won't Donald use his own Trump Servers for his email rants? That could cause problems.

Hunter said...

Why should he rant in email when the media will give attention to anything he says? Wha the hell would he do with classified material?

Earl said...

If he just spouts off classified material, they'll try to impeach him.

Drysdale said...

An impeachment would be spectacular.

Rake said...

Donald would get a forum for his opinions!