Wiretap: Alternate Meanings

Eating a hamburger

Playing Golf

Absence of cellulite

Origination story of microwaves

Groping

Gold leafing animate objects

Animism In a Baptist church

Lugubrious descriptors

Aporia in Peoria

Naugahyde furniture made in Mexico

Binge watching anything included rooms without windows

Deals hastily put together

Heimlich maneuver while watching golf

Listening with a glass to the wall

Farting in the Lincoln bedroom

Expandable golf pants

A physical performed by a veterinarian

(This is a partial list.  More to come.)