Mr. Falwell has a 100 gallon tank of Jet "Come to Jesus (tm) fuel in his back yard. God and his father, Donald Trump, speak through the tank. We have learned that the corona virus is fake. People are pretending to die. New York is in the midst of a huge theatrical production.
One drop of the fuel one''s forehead will secure eternal life and cure all major diseases. The president uses it as face cream to have that gleaming (Biblical) orange glow to his countenance.
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Balderdash! I worked with the gardener's and we never heard so much as a peep from the tank. I asked some very personal questions in front of the tank and didn't get a response. Then about an hour later, Hector was standing next to the tank and it spoke in Spanish for fifteen minutes.
I painted the reverends estate. There's no tank there.
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