Falwell "Come to Jesus" Jet Fuel will be used for inoculations against corona-virus. The fuel will be delivered by injection. The cost of the inoculations will be added to student fees in the upcoming semester.
The jet fuel is believed to be more effective than water from Lourdes.
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I live in the Neighborhood, close to Liberty, and there has always been a smell. I won't say jet fuel but it does smell like a room I pray in. I think the devil leaves an after smell when Christians are praying. So if a who University it praying, it could amount to a trace of as smell in the air. Maybe the smell is like jet fuel. The devil certainly jets around tormenting Christians, especially when they are praying. Wouldn't suprise me if something like real jet fuel would kick the virus up side the head.
We're going to see if the Jet fuel repells the devil. I have my doubts. I was praying and I put out a bowl of bleach to see if the devil would lap it up like a cat after some milk. I had a real good bit of prayer warriering so I think the jet fuel is a good idea, just don't blow up the whole dang school.
I'd also recommend not putting too much in orange juice, unless you got a bottlel of tums. I get powerful acid if I'm not careful. You know who squirted some juice in my gut but keep praying and holding hands.
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