ESPN Waterboards Employees

They do.  They have black ops facilities on both coasts where employees who violate company policy about free speech are taken for rehabilitation.

The Rapture has been delayed again.  Have fun someone is working on it.

Warren Bufffet Buys some Frozen Yogart

I believe I will have to give up on the Rapture as a subject.  It's just not happening.  I was subject to an intervention by a group of Christopher Hitchens's disciples.  In the back of my mind I know that the Rapture will happen, even if insects are called into the sky.

Feuding Afghan Candidates Attend George Cloony's Wedding

I have this on good sources.  Pretty Good.

554 An Urgent Appeal Concerning the Rapture

Barrett W. is a frequent contributor to this blog.  In private correspondence he has urged those interested to refrain from tweeting during the Rapture.  I will provide a link to a paper he is writing on this subject.

555-580 I'll tweet about the Rapture

Blogging about the Rapture is tedious.  No one really cares.  Its slow like the arrival of the Rapture itself.  So I will henceforth tweet and only occasionally blog.  Thanks for your support.

580-599 I'm too lazy for the Rapture

HOw many people are too lazy for the rapture?  You know who you are.  I'm too lazy to scold you.  I'm going fishing.

599-605 I Wish I'd Just Paid Her

This is an unmistakable sign of the Rapture.  The countdown is roughly at about 600 days, not years wiseguys. Take heed.