ESPN Waterboards Bill Simmons

Bill Simmons met with ESPN executives and was waterboarded in one of their "wet rooms."  He left understanding that he would no longer work for ESPN.  He will be reluctant to talk fearing future ESPN black ops at wetter sites in Eastern Europe.

Raid Kills Bugs Dead

US Foreign policy in Middle East. 

TBS Basketball coverage

They cut me off at two minutes left in the Kentucky/Wisconsin game.  Isn't that just like the free market, torture the viewer with idiotic commercials then pull the plug before the game is over.

Hedge Fund Manager Revives

The hedge fund manager reported choked to death in this blog revived in the mortuary and immediately made a call to make a sell as part of an inside deal. The earnings were of such significance that he will not seek damages from the NYPD.

Hedge Fund Manager Choked to Death In New York

A prominent hedge fund manager was choked to death while smoking a Cuban "illegal" cigar in downtown Manhattan.  He complained about a shortness of breath before expiring.

ESPN to Subcontract Guantanamo

ESPN is in talks to run the Guantanamo facility as a laboratory to test content for the Middle East.  They will maintain the harsh treatment of high value goatherds the CIA has rounded up from the pastures of Afghanistan.

Much of the information in this post was provided by unreliable sources.

ESPN Slave Trafficking

Somebody who knows told me this.  I can't verify the charge, but they have agents around the world.  They also move a lot of equipment.  I would say that I believe this to be malicious and false and will take it down from this site before lunch.