Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Hedge Fund Manager Choked to Death In New York

A prominent hedge fund manager was choked to death while smoking a Cuban "illegal" cigar in downtown Manhattan.  He complained about a shortness of breath before expiring.

9 comments:

Kevin K. said...

Your making this up.

Barrett W. said...

An illegal cigar is an illegal cigar, Cuban or otherwise.

Gov Huckabee said...

I had a very nice salad in Manhattan while the police choked some guy in a suit. I think the guy walked away though.
The salad had some small spicy vegetables or perhaps soggy nuts that I really liked but I don't know what exactly it was.

Kevin K. said...

I shared a salad with a guy who had been choked by the NYPD. The guy found that the lettuce was sticky and was hard to swallow. I don't know if I'd share a salad with anyone again. Maybe a smoothie with two cups. I'd give a choke victim about one third of my smoothie, unless I has moved by their plight.

Kevin Killian said...

I know Gov Huck has given up heavy salad dressings in favor of balsamic vinegars. I'd like to know if he's found any of the low cal dressings, the gooey white ones that he will eat?

Barrett W. said...

We visited our relatives on the west coast and went into Trader Jose's. They had some very nice salad dressings that were low calories. I don't know where you live Kevin, but I think that they are available.

Kevin Killian said...

Barrett,

I've had some of the "white" salad dressings but the local variety taste like non toxic glue -- the kind used in kindergarten. I'm working with some low fat yogurt recipes that Huck sent me.

Kevin

Kevin Killian said...

I like the feta based dressings. The other day I was in a big box store and took a chance on a gallon of a feta based dressing. Unfortunately, it was kind of acidic. But I put some honey in the dressing and blended it. OK. In fact quite tasty.

Barrett W. said...

Kevin,

I finally go around to trying your recipe. It works.

Barrett