1. The money could be used to build a series of Resorts with golf courses. (Hire Don Trump!) The resorts, though, would be built in Iraq, Afghanistan and the tribal areas of Pakistan. Fallen Wall Street types could hide out there as an alternative to jail time.
2. Start another war. Invade a country like Yemen or Somilia. Sarah Palin could practice foreign policy on a third front. Establish a democracy and rebuild the civic institutions and physical infrastructure. Sarah Palin could stand on top of a dead moose and declare "mission acomplished."
Troops could rotate out of Iraq and Afghanistan and rest on our third front, play golf in one of our bailout resorts.
3. Just give the money to the 800 most corrupt, greedy, ordinary-person-hating, elite-university-nation-destroying businessmen and be done with the country as we know it. One billion each, but they have to leave and live like third world dictators.
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