Before I lock on to the subject and have to be shot by the local police and as I bleed to death with the banal subject in my mouth -- like the neighbor's Lab -- I want to acknowledge that this is a dumb subject even for blogs that no one reads.
I've observed that pit bull owners are usually short males who have a real or imaginary connection with the criminal justice system -- they have been in jail, have family in jail or want to appear tough by having a tough dog. I've judged (unscientifically) the average pit bull owner to be 5' 8" tall and fond of baseball caps worn backwards.
Sarah Palin's as a self described pitbull along with the images of a moose, hockey, gay conversion rallies and Jews for Jesus are jarring. These images temporarily threw me off my study. (Think of bird watching.) Fortunately, I saw three 5" 5" guys with backwards baseball caps and a pit bull walking through the strip mall to their small 4wheel drive truck. They were not wearing lipstick. They had cases of Bud Lite. This is more of what I had in mind.
Saturday, September 6, 2008
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