Thursday, May 12, 2011

Doomsday May 21, 2011 "Be There Now"

Those of us who will boycott the Rapture on principle or out of ignorance will be left behind -- we'll be here on the 22nd looting the businesses and homes of the departed. No, actually, we will truly wonder with horror and dread what has happened and what that means for us.

If, however, there is no Rapture and on the 22nd Wal-Mart is full of Christians buying groceries, it is ethically incumbent on these Christians to renounce their faith and longing for an end to it all in the strongest possible terms. Anything less would be an unfortunate mix of cowardice and mental illness!

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