This blog has learned that Reverend Camping, a begrudging Jenifer Aniston fan, believes that Ms. Aniston's recent hair color change altered the course of the Rapture. The Reverend is too embarrassed to admit his obsession with her hair or the fact that most of the Rapture-ready Christians are very conversant in pop culture, in other words, too much of this world.
It is to Reverend Camping's enduring horror that the Rapture has been delayed a thousand years or cancelled entirely.
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