Billionaires will march on Washington. They should march on Washington. The government should provide security. Their cause is just. Wave as they walk by. A working list of demands are the following:
1. More tax breaks
2. More deductions for their tax lawyers, sleeping regulators, lapdog congressmen and billionaire wannabees -- multimillionaires.
3. Compensation for using the airports, harbors, interstate transportation systems, railroads and general infrastructure of the country. They could take their business overseas.
4. Compensation for taking their business overseas.
5 Continued military support for foreign investments.
6. Subsidies for Conservative think tanks.
7. Tax breaks for hiring smart young talent to find new ways to skim money from the countries assets.
8. Make it a punishable offense to stare at a billionaire or his children.
9. Deed over major national parks for summer billionaire resorts.
10. Government funded self-esteem programs for billionaires.
11. National Billionaire appreciation day.
This is a partial accounting of a much longer list. The general agreement among those on the Billionaire March committee was to limited the list to ten. The content has been paraphrased and leaked by sources unaffiliated with WikiLeaks.
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