Friday, October 21, 2011

U.S Dumping Criminals at Border's Books

In a cost cutting measure, the U.S. has begun dumping criminals at Border's Books. The company's bankruptcy has left the stores empty, many with reading material and working toilets. The stores were situated in malls, so feeding the criminals inexpensive and the much appreciated food contributes the to low-cost and friendly warehousing of criminals.

The criminals wear bracelets that work with the stores old security system. So if an escape is attempted, the security panels sound off at the doors. So far mall security has been up to the task of keeping order in the facilities.

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