Unfortunately, God is using up -- like a dying star -- all his energy helping Tim Tebow win. The victories are at the expense, mind you, of other Christian athletes who are not as loved as Tebow.
God's hair is falling out, his beard is ashen and dissolving, his skin is shrinking and internal organs are detaching. The God brain is flying off in small particles. All to get Tebow to the playoffs. I'd say Tim Tebow is selfish. The sick and lame could be healed, our army could kill millions of terrorists, but God's last energy is being used to get the Broncos into the playoffs. Is this right?
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