Tuesday, June 12, 2012

A Dingo Killed JFK

Scotty, a wallpaper hanger, is a assassination conspiracy buff. He was telling us the other day that a dingo killed JFK. We had a good laugh, then he proceeded to outline the conspiracy. The dingo was in the lino...the gunfire was a distraction..the dingo had a ferocious bite capable of biting off chunks of skull. He went on and on with the Klan, Mafia and rogue CIA agents.

He is a hell of a wallpaper hanger though.

Note: Scotty has provided additional evidense. He show me several pictures of dogs -- dingos -- in what he claims to be a West Texas ranch that trained the dogs for assassinations. The training site was moved shortly after the assassination and the dingo program may have been discontinued.

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