Governor Jindal believes that secretions from the glands of the Lochness Monster will replace modern pharmacueticals. The governor believes the Lochness Monster lived in the Garden of Eden. He wants to farm smaller Lochness Monsters in the Louisiana swamps with the expressed purpose of improving local economy and repudiating socialized medicine.
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