Sunday, December 16, 2012
Mike Huckabee Magic Thinker
Mike Huckabee should have a large classroom or church full of mentally ill loner men with vast arsenals of assault rifles. He can teach them Christian values so they don't kill people. They can have gun cleaning and safety classes. Lock your guns when you not using them! They can visit malls and elementary schools. He can read the Bible to them. He can save the American family. He can save everything.
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I saw Gov Huckabee do a magic trick at a county fair. He had a small coin in his hand. He made it disappear and then he found it behind my ear. It sounds hoaky, but he really made it disappear in his hands.
I must have been at the same fair. I saw him turn a possum into a racoon. He put a baby blanket over the possum then said a prayer. When he pulled the blanket a racoon was sitting there on a card table. The racoon was too happy either.
I really can't give my name so you can believe this story or not. I was at the state fair and Gov Huck was challanged to an arm wrestling match by this dark guy with horns. So Huck says "in the name of the Lord" and he put his weight behind his arm and ran that sucker right out of the south.
Back with the govenor was a little bigger, I saw him at a IHOP putting away a big breakfast! there wasn't to magic in that. That man could heat. He'd have eating the guy with horns fi they fried him a litle.
Seriously, I don't know if religion is anything more than just something for comfort on your death bed when you can't raise a shot glass no more.
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