Arnold Schwarzenegger -- Penn State President

This blog has learned that Arnold Schwarzenegger is being considered for the Penn State Presidency. The trustees believe that Mr. Schwarzenegger's reputation, while somewhat tarnished, has the toughness needed to rout beefy football coach pedophiles out of the locker room. The trustees also believe that Penn State community will be able to transfer its delusional regard for the saintly coach to Mr. Schwarzenegger the super hero and enemy of evil.