Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Tebow Kardashian

On Wednesday, Nov 30, Tebow Kardashian fell from scaffolding and was pronounced dead at the scene. Mr. Kardashian had been gold leafing a minaret on a Victorian house in San Francisco's Sunset District.

Mr. Kardashian was called Mr. Sunset because he claimed to have painted more Sunset District Victorians than any house painter in the city's history. Mr. Kardashian was known as an outgoing and generous man. He often held forth from scaffolding engaging the local citizenry with his long and finely crafted stories about statecraft and Free Masons.

Mr. Kardashian was a history buff. He spent his evenings watching history channels and working on his own history of paint stores in San Francisco.

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