While Tim Tebow is the public face for God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit's will to win football games, significant research is being done away from the gridiron. This blog has learned that there are at least two programs underway from unlikely institutions. Scientists are using Mr Tebow's DNA -- in the form of sweaty shirts, socks and underwear -- in a variety of experiments.
The military is dropping bomblets on suspected terrorist enclaves. The explosions disperse Tebow DNA -- shredded undergarments -- in an attempt at pacification. There is internal debate about the boundaries of science and religion, but the program UD -- undergarment dispersal -- is underway and part of the exit strategy from the Middle East.
At least one elite university is testing Tebow undergarments for their curative properties. The undergarments have been added to an array of faith objects (saintly bones, religious text fragments, plant life, etc.) that are presented in various ways to a variety of patients.
Mr. Tebow has participated in this program and until the publication the program has remain out of public scrutiny.
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