It is not secret that I would like to have a Benjamin Moore dealership in Afghanistan as soon as the conditions are right. As a businessman, of course, I would be amoral -- what else! I believe that the Aura line of paint would sell very well. It is expensive, even if I could get a price reduction from Ben Moore.
Aura is the right product line for Afghanistan. As we all know, it is a great paint for vibrant colors and for maintenance -- touch ups. If there is a country in need of maintenance, it is Afghanistan. There are thousands of damaged buildings which will eventually need paint.
In Taliban neighborhoods there will be special paint needs. Imagine the mess of meeting out justice -- the hands of a thief cut off or a beheading. After a stain blocking primer, Aura covers and blends perfectly without flashing!
Then there's drones, friends of all contractors.
Let's be honest. There's all those U.S. tax dollars thrown at any goon who speaks English and has valuable information. And don't forget the opium/hashish money! Billions! Lord, Lord, the paint would fly of the shelves!
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