Sunday, October 10, 2010

Wayne Rooney Rules

I have this recurring dream that starts with Rooney's amazing goal against Russia.

The dream moves quickly to a loud pub where Wayne Rooney, Mickey Rooney, Georgie Best and Georgie Jessel all sit at a table with cigars and booze. Fans bring drinks to the table. Georgie Jessel is telling a joke about three Irishmen and a Jew. He never gets to the punch line before the dream ends.

Does anyone know the punch line?

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