If you listened carefully after the Judge's legal decision on the policy was made public, you could hear all of America's automatic weapons being cleaned and loaded. In the rumpus rooms and trailer parks across the Bible Belt, citizens were cleaning and loading of automatic weapons in numbers as uncountable as the grains of sand in the River Ganges. They were reading their Bibles in fear that vast Gay armies would land their helicopters and UFOs and surround the trailer park, the subdivision, the farm house and urban apartment.
The Gay armies are, obviously, after the weapons, the first edition Left Behind novels and the porn collections. They may even arrive in black uniforms to confuse the heavily armed Belters. Are they UN soldiers here for one-world-government? Aliens here for a good probe? Homosexuals spreading their agenda? (I'm writing this and I'm confused too! I mean, how could you tell? They could introduce themselves as cable guys or DSL installers and how the hell would anyone know until the Gay soldiers were taking away truckloads of firearms and porn!)
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