Big Foot at Betty Ford

My sources will not tell me anything about Lindsay Lohan. They are more professional than I thought, which is as it should be. They did say, however, that Big Foot has checked in to the Clinic.

My sources told me that someone is paying for his treatment. I believe that Ms. Lohan is that recovery angel. I have also learned that Big Foot has a still at his Northwest digs. He also grew his own marijuana. So he was partying all the time. Somehow he met Ms. Lohan over a ping pong match at a hunting lodge and the story is unfolding.