Monday, November 1, 2010

Doctors Phil and Laura

First, let me say that the two kind doctors solve human problems quickly and with characteristic tough love. What more could anyone ask for? I'm sure that with such analytic speed they bill out steeply, but a therapeutic success is the desired outcome is it not?

They do, however, need to be merged or put in the celebrity compactor. There is no intention on my part to titillate by having a beefy hermaphroditic outcome. The intention is a stewardship of celebrity so that it does not overrun and overuse its field.

The new celebrity psychologist will be either Dr. Philaura or Dr. Lauraphil or any other name that fits the outcome of the compaction.

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