Tuesday, November 23, 2010

No Country for Old Men Tweeting

Should old men be tweeting? On a need to know basis, what's the hurry? Grim reaper getting too close? Shouldn't old men sleep in chairs? I do. Should an old man tweet, then take a nap, then tweet upon awakening? "I'm drooling."

For several years I couldn't understand why young people kept looking at the palms of their hands. Did they believe that too much masturbation led to hairy palms? Then I realized they were looking at small gadgets and it all made sense. But old men?

The food court at the mall is the place where old men wait stoically for the grim reaper. They don't tweet at the food court and they don't flarf either.

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