Sarah Palin Rides a Drone

As Karl Rove said, Sarah Palin lacks gravitas. She needs some foreign policy experience. Looking at Siberia through binoculars is good, or from a helicopter while she's submachine gunning wildlife. But it will not win enough votes for her to become president.

We need something for her to do in the real world of international politics. I don't think she would be given her own table to negotiate peace between the Palestinians and Israelis. They have serious differences that will not be helped by pit bull humor. Hows many pit bulls did it take to bring down the Evil Empire?

What she needs is a war of her own -- at least a front. I suggest that the CIA give her Yemen. Leading commando raids would be a great resume helper. She can also fly helicopter missions and shoot insurgents Alaska style. She needs to be in the field in the real world. It won't do any good having her at the Sanaa UPS going diva on the employees for helping the terrorists with the package bombs or having her complaining that there isn't any good shopping or restaurants. The liberal press can be vicious!

Sarah Palin needs to be in the field in some battle outfit that fills the angry male tea partiers with lust! She needs a drone with a saddle on it to ride into the village square where she will dismount and start eviscerating Jihadis with a big Alaskan knife. The CIA could stage all of this. Round up (renditions) young men who aren't very physical, drug them and set them loose in the square just before Palin lands, a running of the Jihadis.

First she could work Yemen, then move on to the Tribal regions of Pakistan with the mountains as a video back drop. There is a much higher degree of difficulty there and FOX would have to rely more on the CIA for video.

For some of the scenes a stunt double would be appropriate, like straddling the drone in safari shorts and muscle shirt with John 3:16 on the back. We would needs lots of muscle for the hard body wing of the Tea Party

Remember Slim Pickens riding a nuclear warhead on its way to Russia!