Thought experiment:
We came to the tortured conclusion yesterday around the paint bucket that Kim Kardashian will marry Jerry Sandusky within the next five years. Mr. Sandusky will be exonerated and Ms. Kardashian's tastes will shift to older men, specifically coaches.
While there is an unlimited pool of older coaches and commentators, Sandusky represents a publicity bonanza and a person in need of healing and a reality show. It is a story of such proportions that the Kardashian Brain Trust, a wing of the American Enterprise Institute, is working on it around the clock.
This is hypothetical and does need designed fortuity, a corollary of intelligent design. Not everyone was in agreement with this.
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If you predicted that a Kardashian would marry Jerry, I would agree.
Anyone named Kardashian?
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