Friday, February 19, 2016

Donald Trump Gains More Weight for Fight With Pope

Donald continues to eat pizza at Chuck E. Cheese where he has set up his training camp.
He is studying MMA.  He thinks the Pope will tap out with an arm bar.  Donald dislocates several the arms of sparing partners -- beauty queens.

Joe the Plumber is a good partner.  He's big and not easily moved around grappling.

Donald thinks of the pizza as the Eucharist.  Sarah Palin is his spiritual advisor.  She's on the phone to try and keep Donald within the bounds of taste.

Donald is up to 90 pounds.

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