Sunday, February 14, 2016

Donald Trump Weighs 63 Pounds

Donald says that he is weak and claims that he wasn't born but sprung from Zeus's' thigh.
Sarah Palin stops shooting randomly into the woods and raises the birthed question?
"If you sprung from Zeus, are you an American and are you a Christian?"
Joe the Plumber shoots some of Palin's neighbors thinking that they are more New York Times reporters.  It's a common Libertarian mistake.
"Donald assures her that he is an American Christian and owner of golf resorts."
Donald tries to eat some ground venison and applesauce to regain some weight.

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