Trump wants to see how the decision to enter and destroy the Middle East, so he trepans George Bush on a table at Chuck E Cheese. Weapons of mass destruction pour out of his brain.
Trump is captivated by the trepanning. He decides to make it part of Obama Care, free trepanning for everyone. He trepans Joe the Plumber, hairy drain sludge pours out of his head. He trepans Sarah Palin, birds fly out of her skull. The beauty queens shout, "a miracle!" Donald corrects them, "a bird brain."
Donald's weight is back up to 98 pounds. His aides want him to leave the Chuck E Cheese alternate reality and devote his time and energy to campaigning. Donald trepans all the beauty queens until he has early signs of carpal tunnel. He can't lift pizza slices to he his fed by the dizzy beauty queens.
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