Monday, February 15, 2016

Donald Trump Regains Weight at Chuck E. Cheese

Donald began to gain weight at the Chuck E. Cheese.  He made a generous offer and secured a lease.  He hired a few of the beauty queens to work as gofers, bring salads from Whole Foods, shampoo and comb his hair.

Sarah Palin left to go shopping and make speaking engagements.

Joe the Plumber stayed on as an adviser.  He spent some time fighting at the local strip mall bar.

After two weeks, Donald weighed in at 68 pounds. 

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