Sunday, February 14, 2016

Donald Trump Weighs 59 Pounds

Sarah Palin baked cookies for Donald, but they weren't gluten free.

Joe the Plumber thinks Donald is too Skinny so they fly to the mainland.  Donald rents a Chuck E.Cheese for a private party.  He invites hundreds of bathing beauties.

Donald is wheeled around the arcade and wins thousands of tickets.  He redeems them for a nice prize which he donate to charity.  Donald eats two slices of pizza.  His BMI raises slightly.

He decides the spend a few weeks recuperating at Chuck E. Cheese.

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