Monday, February 8, 2016

Donald Trump Weighs 67 Pounds

Donald wants the dead bears piled near the deck.  Joe the plumber finds dead journalists inside bear suits.  They immediately suspect the New York Times.  Then Sarah makes a call to see if establishment Republicans have sent operatives to get at trump.

Donald tries to eat a power bar but has to spit it out.  Brown goo drips down his chin.  Joe wants to weigh Donald, but he makes a fuss over the possible gossip of bulimia.

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