Donald is flown by private jet to Alaska. He languishes on Sarah Palin's deck. He remains impassive waiting for the next weigh in.
Jihadis disguised as bears clamber toward the deck only to be shot by a frothing Joe the Plumber. Donald makes notes about foreign policy, especially an eminent Radical Islamic attack across the Bering Straight.
Scales are prepared. Real Alaskan men are ready to life Donald onto the scale.
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